BREAKING NEWS: Kim Kardashian still rich, still sexy

This week, Kim Kardashian checked in to social media to remind the world how humbling it is to be ridiculously rich, sexy, and privileged. Boasting the private island venue of her 40th birthday, the near-billionaire sympathized with her millions of followers who could all relate to missing out on the simple luxury of traveling and spending time with family during these difficult times. Not being able to dance and get drunk on her private island with her closest inner circle, for Kardashian, amongst the most difficult sacrifices she’s had to make during this pandemic.

I sat down with Kim for a brief interview to gain some wisdom from the down-to-earth influencer on the state of the world right now.

“I like to think of myself as helping to distract people from the hard times that they’re going through. You know, with global warming, and the virus and like, cyberbullying,” she said. “When my fans see my Instagram posts, they forget all about the state of the world for a moment.”

“But don’t worry,” she added. “I partner with diet pill and waist trainer brands to offer my fans promos to make themselves feel better when they see how perfect my body is. As a philanthropist, this is just one example of the ways I am working hard to empower women.”

Selflessly, Kim included an exclusive promo for me to share. To get 10% off a box of lollipop meal replacements, you can use the code “I love Kim K.”

As a social activist, Kim has been reminding her followers to vote. She says telling people to vote is not only a good excuse to post photos of herself when she can’t think of a caption, but it’s also an important aspect of staying relevant. “Social activism is trendy right now, and so is the visible thong trend. I like to take risks when it comes to fashion, which is why I’m so influential.”